Look, I'm not out here selling positive reviews to the highest bidder, but clearly I don't have much integrity. Just read the past few reviews I've done. I've been handing out high scores left and right. Three of the last four movies I've seen in the theater have 70s and 80s? Speed Racer got an 82? Well, I can't say I'm going to change anything, but at least I acknowledge the flaws in the rating system, right? There's no Hippocratic Oath for bloggers as far as I was told at blogger school.RATING: 11%
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Nice tattoo, btw. Not sure what it has to do with your journalistic integrity, though.
I think it contributes to my total lack of journalistic integrity, or at least the photo does.
Badass. I never think of you as a journalist, though. You can spell and you're not a douchebag, although you do sometimes abuse commas like a journalist would.
It contributes to your total badass-ness, and says that if anyone has something to say about your integrity they can say it to your 20 inch pythons.
I think the face you're making makes the picture moreso than the tat. But the combo is excellent.
Sorry, I had a typo in the last comment. Anyway yeah, I figured that after I posted my first comment--although I do agree the tattoo does contribute more to badass-ness than to lack of integrity.
You have really hairy forearms, duder.
You only wrote this post so you could show off your new tattoo, didn't you?
I still think your heartbrain tattoo is kind of dumb, but that photo is the greatest thing ever. As for reviewing, I realized the other day that I have only been reviewing things that I like, ergo only positive reviews. So I guess I need to do some more bad ones. Hmmm...maybe I'll review the new Death Cab for Cutie album...
Hey, Laurie, the Onion AV Club said the new Weezer album was the worst they'd ever done, and one of the worst albums of all time. Maybe you could review the Onion AV Club.
John, my forearms are nothing compared to my back. And I still can't connect my mustache to the rest of my beard. Life is totally unfair.
Maybe I need to review you again...
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