MaXXXine

Well, the lone survivor from X has made it in Hollywood! As a porn star anyway. But hey why not try and break into the mainstream, that’s what the lady who killed all her friends wanted. It’s flashy and fun but nowhere near as good as Pearl.

RATING: 71%

X

 

A 1970s pornographic film crew decide to rent an elderly couples place to do some pornographing. Well cool but the old lady who lives there maybe regrets not being able to herself have been a porn star, or something. Gotta wait til I watch Pearl to figure that one out! Ti West is an interesting filmmaker because I’m always like “Ti West made this, it’s gonna be good.” But then I realize I haven’t ever loved one of his movies start to finish. This one I did like a lot tho.

RATING: 70%

The Best Yahoo News Teaser Link I Have Ever Seen

Porn actor goes on sword-wielding rampage killing one

Sure, it's not exactly a happy news story, but it might be the most surreal thing I've ever read at 7 am.

Rating: WTF%

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A Month of Ill-Fated Consumer Products #7: Pornographic Magazines

Remember when porn used to come in magazines? I can remember going to like 5 convenience stores before I found the right cashier. It's hard to explain—there's just something about middle-aged Arab men that makes me feel safe.

RATING: 69%




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