Scream Cheese Doritos

Usually when a chip company comes up with a new flavor, they try to name it after some of its ingredients. This leads me to believe that Doritos' new flavor is made from the distilled screams of its factory workers. I can only assume that one night some unfortunate employee fell into the machine that cuts the chips into those pleasing triangular shapes. After the accident, workers on the back shift began to complain about hearing the disembodied cries of their fallen co-worker. And so it was that after much deliberation, management decided to turn the grisly incident into a profitable new revenue stream.

Rating: Even better than Jalapeno & Cheddar %

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