Coffee

Ah yes, coffee. The magical beverage that keeps the American capitalist machine going 24 hours a day. But it's not just Americans who love coffee, it's like the whole world. There's a million ways to prepare it and if you're a real asshole you can't function without it. I only once briefly understood caffeine addiction when I tried to cut out Dr Pepper from my daily routine to a couple times per month. It wasn't easy, but I sure wasn't an ass if I didn't have one, and I'm not sure that I buy anyone complaining of difficulty kicking the daily cup(s). If you like it go for it, but don't be a dick to me just because the office ran out of coffee this morning.

RATING: 30%