Male Pattern Baldness

As this very complex scientific diagram outlines male pattern baldness you can understand why men fear balding so much. It looks really scary with the blue arrows swooping over your head, right? I have a natural fear of losing my hair, but I'm trying to enjoy it while I can because it could start leaving tomorrow. Particularly, I've been trying to enjoy more rides in convertibles and going skydiving (don't the men in hair replacement commercials always end up doing that?). But when I start losing my hair you can bet I'll start cutting my hair close to the scalp. It just looks better. Don't be this guy. We all know denial is not just a river in Egypt!

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