Top 10 Girls Names:
1. Emma RATING: 37%
Admit it, you've never read Austen in your life.
2. Sophia RATING: 71%
Thank you for being a friend.
3. Madison RATING: 4%
Sure, go ahead and name your daughter after the most materialistic avenue in world. Might as well add "Rodeo" to this list, too.
4. Isabella RATING: 29%
Points off for pretension.
5. Olivia RATING: 80%
Okay this one's kinda cute.
6. Ava RATING: 63%
Points off for having sex with Hitler.
7. Madeline RATING: 51%
It was a fun kids' book, but c'mon.
8. Addison RATING: 2%
If you are naming your baby after a Grey's Anatomy character, you need to be sterilized.
9. Hailey RATING: 18%
Have you seen the Duff sisters?
10. Lily RATING: 85%
It's a flower, it's classic. It's not like "Peony" or "Hydranea"
Top 10 Boys Names:
1. Aiden RATING: 24%
Your son will so get beat up by the Mikes and Matthews of this world.
2. Jayden RATING: 2%
Taking baby-naming tips from Ma Brit-Brit = sterilization
3. Ethan RATING: 55%
Yeah that one's fine I guess. A little dull, but fine.
4. Jacob RATING: 31%
That name better have been your grandma's deathbed request.
5. Caden RATING: 1%
Now you're just making things up that rhyme with Aiden and Jayden. Who wants to yell out "Caden" during sex? Give your son a break.
6. Jackson RATING: 17%
Might wanna re-think this one, Mama.
7. Noah RATING: 39%
When Matt and Mike are done with Aiden, they're coming for Noah.
8. Jack RATING: 87%
Yes please. Give your son a nice normal snappy name so he doesn't end up incarcerated or fathering a "Madison" or a "Jayden." Also points for not coming from the Bible.
9. Logan RATING: 26%
Does your son have superpowers? No? Pick another name.
10. Matthew RATING: 72%
Lacks imagination, but at least he's not getting beat up. Unless you call him "Matty." Don't do that.
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Sunday, July 19, 2009
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