Beer Coozies

Somebody please tell me why.

PS - I hope this is the last time this is the third place prize at trivia.

RATING: 12%

new york city apartment brokers

There really is nothing worse in the whole world. Each one is full of concentrated evil. Seriously.

Rating: Am I allowed to give lower than 0%?

Photo: I found that photo at this website, http://carmenrealestate.com, and I swear that is the second photo that popped up when I typed in "broker" for a google image search, and boy doesn't he fit the description?

Austin

Austin is one of those cities anyone not from Texas loves. It's liberal, young, and really clean. I decided I don't hate Austin. I really enjoy the Hill Country (it's my favorite part of Texas), and I do think the city is visually appealing. However, when you throw in the hip to be square culture, I just can't handle it. The truth is I don't think I belong in Austin because I'm really not that accepting to cultures that shouldn't exist in the first place (mostly hipsters). I physically wanted to vomit at least a dozen times this past weekend because the hipsters per capita in Austin is too great. Want to own a restaurant in Austin? Easy. Just paint the inside and outside in a clusterfuck of colors combined with the worst art from some local artist. Now you're Austin's most popular new joint. Congratulations for living in a beautiful city filled with a lot of suckers. Extra points, though, for really cool bats that live under the bridge.

RATING: 44%

Mississippi

Well, some of you (by some I mean two) may have noticed that I haven't posted in a few days, and that is because my girlfriend and I took a little vacation to visit my brother in Meridian, Mississippi. He's stationed up there for some training he has to do and it turns out he is bored as hell, with good reason, so I decided it would be cool to drop in. Anyway, it was great to see him and fun to hang out, but from the looks of it Mississippi is a pretty boring and uneventful place to live. For instance, everything closes at 6 on Sunday, so if you decide to do something that isn't go to church then you are pretty much out of luck pallie. Also, the restrooms there are dirty and people don't like to be very nice I guess, although it was a fun trip no thanks to Mississippi.

RATING: 24%

Columbus, Ohio

While Glenn was in TX blogging his ass off this weekend, I was at a conference for law school democrats in Columbus, Ohio. Judging from what I saw, this just might be the most boring town I have ever visited. Evidence: the morning news all weekend went on and on about some home and garden show like it was the most damned exciting thing ever. I have to assume that when a home and garden show is THE thing to do on the weekend, your town must be pretty freaking boring. Also, all of the local news reporters were fugly (where is Sade Baderinwa when you need her!), and every single store was a chain. Oh and the weather was crappy. Sorry Columbians, but your town stinks!

Rating: 40%

Brooklyn

Brooklyn is the greatest. Even our homeless people are awesome.

Evidence: Breakfast Beer Run in Brooklyn Turns Heroic

Rating: 90%