
When I was a kid, I’d see people win trips to Chuck E. Cheese’s on
American game shows and I never got that it was a gross pizza place—I figured they served some exotic food product (huge blocks of cheese?) covered in the same orange powder they put on
cheesies. I also didn't expect to see so many dead cockroaches lying around, although in hindsight the
rat mascot should've given it away. However, my 3-year-old son had the time of his life playing all the crusty games, so I'm sure we'll be back.
RATING: A generous 35%
(Image from
some blog.)