Magna Carta

Once upon a time there was a such thing as kings and queens, and I guess there still is. But in merry old England some richos decided that it would probably be a good idea if kings and queens had to follow laws and shit, so they busted out a case of Keystone Light and drafted the hell out of the Magna Carta. This flimsy piece of paper also guaranteed certain inalienable rights for the citizens of England, so it turns out the Founding Fathers of America were just a bunch of plagiarizing assholes. Anyway, that doesn't matter because all the best countries don't even have kings, like Canada, USA, Afghanistan, Rwanda, East Timor, etc.

RATING: 83%

The "7-10 Split"

As we learned in Kingpin, this is the most dreaded thing that can happen in bowling, which is relatively good compared to all the other shitty stuff that could happen in your life. However, if you can actually pick up the split you're a hero in the bowling world, but that also doesn't mean much either. And I know that's got to be a tough shot but compared to other sports...well, let's not kid ourselves bowling isn't even a sport.

RATING: 27%