Facebook Status Update Memes

People who can't even formulate two sentences in their own words about some supposedly urgent, morally profound issue are probably too lazy and superficial to be addressed as sentient beings. If you agree, please don't post this as your status for the rest of the day.

RATING: 0%

(Image from static2.thrivesmart.com.)

Dallas Yard Sales

No, I don't want to buy your used blankets, your nasty hairbrush with a pound of hair still stuck to it, or any of the 9 different paper shredders inexplicably lined up on your suburbanite lawn. And my wife doesn't want your wife's skanky 80's clothes either, although she'll make me wait in the goddamn car for 20 minutes while she looks at them all.

RATING: 18%, only because 8 different yards yielded a clothes iron and a bookshelf today.

(Image from www.st-timothy.net. St. Timothy was apparently the patron saint of trying to sell the all the ridiculous crap in your basement instead of sending it to the dump where it belongs.)