RATING: 32%
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Fence Magazine
This is a literary journal that was founded because Rebecca Wolff apparently hated Gulf Coast or something when she was in Houston. Ever cover looks like somebody barfed a bunch of pencils at a page at high speed, and also every inside looks like somebody barfed a bunch of pencils at a page at high speed. Nice way of getting revenge, Rebecca. PS – I hope this review doesn’t prevent me from ever getting a poem in Fence Magazine.
RATING: 32%
RATING: 32%
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Glenn
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i happened to find this randomly because it was on something like the 12th page of google after i searched "fence." so here's the deal, sparky: fence has more than enough literary merit and its editor has enough artistic sensibilities to be able to ignore and even quash your so-called "review," but i have to leave you a tip. if you want to "review" something, especially the SPAN of an ENTIRE MAGAZINE, you'd better come up with something a little better than "every inside looks like somebody barfed a punch of pencils." it's certainly easy enough to tell that your talents will never make it into the pages of fence, so i wouldn't worry about offending anyone with your word vomit. maybe you should go take a class, brush up on some grammar skills, and write something again when you have something worthwhile to say.
Your mom. Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
snap!
Hahaha, oh man this is the greatest. Literary bitches need to get over themselves.
Can we review The Sensitivity of Artists next?
"its editor has enough artistic sensibilities to be able to ignore and even quash your so-called "review..."
Oh, Christ. Quash a review? Is that supposed to be threatening?
Haha, yeah I thought quashing the review was funny, too. Look out, Glenn, they're going to quash you!! Aaaah!
Mr. Anonymous is an idiot.
That being said, he's published a lot of shit.
Anonymous is right, Sparky: your grammar sucks. Self-consciously ignoring capital letters, on the other hand, is as original and clever as anonymous trolling is brave, responsible and mature.
I bet Anonymous is bell hooks. Or maybe that girl from Juno.
But seriously, guys, this storm-in-a-teacup raises a very important question: how many artistic sensibilities are enough?
Fence provides several retarded children with rewarding part time work in the fields of illustration and graphic design. This blog is rife with anti-community elitists and cognitive bigots.
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