Steve Earle

So I met Steve Earle yesterday after a performance in Houston, and he's telling a few of us some stories about Townes Van Zandt. The guy is just fucking around on his guitar and telling us a story about life on tour, and I think it involved Townes somehow. It was some good shit, but I was drinking so much beer I can't remember anything he said, but it might have been pretty good because people around me were either laughing or crying. And I think one guy was doing both after he sang "Pancho and Lefty". I mean, I didn't cry at all but it was badass to watch him play.

RATING: 92%

Texas Secession

Yesterday, Governor Hair made a few comments that angered a few people. Relax. Texas isn't going to seceed. How can it when it's already a country? After hearing of Perry's remarks, a number of my good sweet liberal Facebook pals made comments like, "If Texas wants to seceed, I say let them!" and "So long as it's home to Bush, I don't care what happens to Texas!" Slow down. You don't really want us to leave. We're your drug dealer. And anyway, just go ahead and admit it: you love us. Sure, not as much as we love ourselves, but still. You really really love us!

Secession Rating: Unpatriotic%

Texas Rating: Whoop!%