Starbucks London Fog Tea

Starbucks London Fog is a tea drink thats made of tea brewed from a bag of fancy longleaf earl grey and steamed milk. Its pretty good, but it certainly isn't $2 more good than putting half and half into a regular starbucks earl grey tea, which is what I normally do. In fact, it tasted pretty much exactly the same, so next time I will get the usual and keep my $2 to buy some cookies.

Rating: 75%
Value Rating: 4%

PS - Sorry about that lame picture. I'm too lazy to look for a better one.

Stash Chamomile Tea

I've been trying to drink more tea and less coffee lately, with mixed results ("mixed results" meaning I've been drinking about twice as much coffee and smoking cigarettes). Chamomile tea is good in the evening, since it doesn't have any caffeine in it. Stash chamomile tea is pretty much the worst chamomile tea I've ever drunk, though, on account of it tastes like cardboard and lawn clippings. Also, "Stash" is really stupid name--someone should've told those potheads it's hip to be square.

RATING: 3%

(Image from wikipedia.)

Earl Grey Tea

Earl Grey tea is the best tea there is. It tastes delicious and you can get a huge Venti sized cup of it from Starbucks for like $2, which it at least $2 cheaper than anything else at Starbucks (except regular coffee, but theirs tastes like ass). And when you drink Earl Grey you can't help but remember that you and Captain Picard drink the same tea. And that's awesome because everyone knows he's the best Star Trek captain.

Rating: 79%