Drunken Negro Head cookies

If you've ever wanted to know what it takes to run your Greenwich Village bakery out of business in a hurry, here's the video for you. Apparently this gentleman, a true American patriot if there ever was one, is selling these fancy (word of the day) cookies to celebrate the inauguration, or racism, or something. Anyway, I have not tasted the cookies, but I have seen this video on every NYC based blog on the internets and on the evening news. So if you're in the area and want to try them you better act fast because the bakery is probably going to be hit by a maltov cocktail sometime in the next 48 hours. Video highlights to look for include when he is all, "yeah, drunken negro heads, was' the big deal?" and when he proclaims that he can't possibly be prejudice because his brother in law is Cuban. Brilliant.

Rating: nopointsforyou!%

Bonus tip for Village residents: Get your damn coffee from the Mud truck.