Arkansas

Have you ever been to Arkansas? Arkansas is a state in the country of USA, a place Americans tend to live. I'm not really an expert on Arkansas or anything, but it seems fucking filthy and every time I go there people look at me like I'm about to crash a crop duster into their treasured landmark the twin grain towers. Last month when I was driving through Arkansas I stopped to use the restroom at a gas station. These two country-looking white folk were using the urinals, and when I walked in one looked at me, then said to the other one "Remember the good ole days?" Then the one who didn't say anything walked away from the urinal and I noticed he was peeing into a coffee pot. I'm not making this up, so in conclusion Arkansas is a state that you should probably avoid and also the birthplace of Bill Clinton.

RATING: 11%

Mississippi

Well, some of you (by some I mean two) may have noticed that I haven't posted in a few days, and that is because my girlfriend and I took a little vacation to visit my brother in Meridian, Mississippi. He's stationed up there for some training he has to do and it turns out he is bored as hell, with good reason, so I decided it would be cool to drop in. Anyway, it was great to see him and fun to hang out, but from the looks of it Mississippi is a pretty boring and uneventful place to live. For instance, everything closes at 6 on Sunday, so if you decide to do something that isn't go to church then you are pretty much out of luck pallie. Also, the restrooms there are dirty and people don't like to be very nice I guess, although it was a fun trip no thanks to Mississippi.

RATING: 24%