Showing posts with label For Southern People to Eat with Their Breakfast with Their Fried Eggs and Their T-Bones Steaks. Show all posts
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Saturday, January 23, 2010

A Month of Boring Things - Day Twenty-Three: Jimmy Dean Sausage

Hey, assholes! I'm back, and here to bring you what you've been craving: a nice big sausage. Sausage is great. It's like bacon only meatier and twice the acid-reflux fun. Actually, I'm not going to say anymore. I'm going to let Randy Taylor, my new-found hero, take it over from here:

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