Reese's Pieces have a mélange of sugar, fat and salt that's pleasing to aliens as well as humans (I mean real aliens, not lamewad Star Trek aliens.) What I like best about Reese's Pieces is that they've mastered the apostrophe, a subtle but important aspect of English punctuation that has thus far eluded Douche Hortons. If Hershey would only introduce an avocado green Reese's piece, you could spill them in your grandparents' rec room and no one would ever know.RATING: Better than Smarties%
(Image from www.candycraze.net.)
Posts
