Known as "The National Beer of Texas" it's Glenn's favorite brew and a solid standby at Little Woodrow's ($2 a pint!). Beer snobs need not to comment, because in all reality we know it's not such a great beer, but it is beer in every sense of the word to Americans. After all, it's what American beer and Hillary Clinton are all about; white, mid-Western, blue-collar workers. A winning ticket. If you love Hillary you'll love this beer too!RATING: 87%
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Chris, you're such an elitist!
So, Lone Star is really popular with Latino drinkers, too?
The State Beer of Massachusetts > The National Beer of Texas. Just, y'know, for the record.
anything about texas > anything about massachusetts.
I have no idea what the state beer of Massachusetts is. Bud Light?
Also, I do want to point out that Lone Star is not my favorite brew per se, but it's my favorite bottom shelf beer. I like a delicious Shiner or St. Arnold's every now and then from the Texas end, and I loves me some Chimay, Unibroue, and Delirium Tremens from the international spectrum, but Lone Star is just a great terrible beer. In fact, and I hate to disappoint hipsters everywhere here, but I'd say I like Lone Star a lot more than PBR. There. I said it. If you don't live in Texas, you just don't know. Remember the Alamo motherfuckers.
I was really just kidding when I said it was your favorite. And Glenn, obviously Sam Adams is the state beer of MA, right? Oh yeah, that would beat anything.
I'd rather drink a foaming pint of Pickle Juice Sport than one can of Natural Ice.
Pickle Juice Sport. That shit is no joke.
Sam Adams, for sure. They shouldn't call it Boston Lager, they should call it AWESOME Lager. They treat you awful well at the brewery as well.
And I respect the need for a good bottom shelf beer. I grew up on Natty Light, and I'd rather drink a pint of saliva than that ever again.
Lone Star tastes like ass in a can. We always used to laugh at the slogan, figuring it indicated that Texans were stupid, but the joke was on us, because it really means they're fucking crazy.
We'll that's your first mistake. I won't drink it in a can. Bottles and draft only!
Yeah, I guess it does taste like ass in a can, but it's hard to argue with $2 a pint.
Exactly. They put swill in the cans then ship those off to the rest of the country. It's just another one of Texas' jokes to the rest of America.
What Glenn Said!
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