New Tale of Zatoichi

This is the third Zatoichi movie and the first one in color. Here our pudgy blind samurai friend returns home to find out his old mentor has turned into a bad guy! Zatoichi considers retiring with the woman he loves and having a nice life where he doesn't slice up evildoers but there are, like, twenty movies left in this series so I'll let you guess what he decides.

RATING: 76%

The Best Yahoo News Teaser Link I Have Ever Seen

Porn actor goes on sword-wielding rampage killing one

Sure, it's not exactly a happy news story, but it might be the most surreal thing I've ever read at 7 am.

Rating: WTF%

(Image from northsouthmedia.co.uk)