Hollywood

Look, let's be frank. The world kind of hates America. We invade other nations with little or no provocation, we won't sign pollution treaties, and we're big fat belligerant assholes when we vacation to other countries. So what's stopping all the other countries in the world from ganging up on us and destroying us once and for all? Simple - we make the best movies on planet Earth. What other nation produces movies that make a half a billion dollars in their theatrical run (hint: nobody)? So basically the fate of our nation is in Hollywood's hands, because once Hollywood starts making even worse movies than they have been, our tenuous unspoken international treaty is over and America is doomed. The lesson here is I hope Wanted doesn't suck more than anything in the universe like it looks like it will the end.

RATING: 51%