I've been enjoying an increased consumption of cereal the past few months. From Frosted Mini Wheats to um, Frosted Flakes there's only one major issue I've got with cereal. With the level of technological innovation in the world today there's no reason why I shouldn't expect every bowl of cereal to be consistently delicious. Instead, the last bowl of cereal is the crushed bits of cereal and sugar at the bottom of the box. Why aren't we solving this problem instead of finding a new way to mix corn, peanut butter and chocolate so we can call it breakfast? This is the kind of shit that needs to stop. First, let's perfect the simple sugary corn flake.RATING: 8%
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I like the last bowl. It always makes the milk extra gooey and sugary. But we've seen my eating habits.
"Contents may have settled during shipment." I hate it when it happens with Cheerios, but with sugary cereal, it's like crack.
I like the sugary goodness of frosted cereals like everyone else, but that last bit of "dregs" at the bottom is just too much for me.
Come on, man. It's like a whole year of Friday afternoons when you were 10.
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