Infant Tylenot: Tasteless or Tasty?

Infant Tylenot is delicious and nutritious. You can enjoy it on a bowl of vanilla ice cream, or squirt some into your glass of milk to create a refreshing pink dairy beverage (apparently no one calls it "strawberry cow" anymore) with the added health benefits of acetaminophen. This won't work with Canadian Infant Tylenot, which has no fun red dye and fewer chemicals for some stupid reason.

Four or five Tylenot 3's crushed up in a good stiff drink may also work for you (up home we call that an "Amy Winehouse"), but the election's over now anyway and don't do drugs, kids.

RATING: 90%

(Just kidding! Abuse of pills and booze causes analgesic nephropathy.)

NyQuil

This week I have a cold or as I like to call them "an excuse to take NyQuil." I love the cracked out feeling of waking up at 3am and thinking wtf....of yeah, NyQuil....and then I pass back out to a restful sleep. A few years ago they really upset me by switching to a much less great formula that you apparently couldn't use to make crystal meth, but this week I was happily surprised to discover they have gone back to the original methy concoction. Hooray!

Rating: 82%

ps - I bought the cherry flavor this time, hence the photo. I'd say it's about 5% tastier than the green death flavor.