Saluki Dunkeldog

A Beer For Every State #13 - Illinois

I tried this beer, brewed in Murfysboro, close to my parent's home town, after drinking some Goose Island and thinking it was just the worst. This is a dark beer, which I never was too big into when living in the South, but we'll see how that changes during my first Michigan winter. Almost reminiscent of a chocolate stout, and also the beer with the worst name so far. "How's it going Mitch?" "Awful - they had to lay off 30 of the guys down at the mill. I'll need a Dunkeldog to wash away the pain on this one."

RATING: 66%

Just Bunches

Just Bunches is a cereal that is like a spinoff of Honey Bunches Of Oats. Basically, they took all the granola balls you would find in a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats and put them by themselves. It ends up being like a low quality granola cereal, because by removing all the flakes and almonds you'd find in Honey Bunches Of Oats, it makes each bit of granola all the less special than when you'd usually come across them. So in conclusion, Just Bunches as a cereal is nowhere near as good as Honey Bunches Of Oats, and I'd rather eat a bowl of Honey Bunches Of Oats any day of the week than Just Bunches.


RATING: 41%

Stash Chamomile Tea

I've been trying to drink more tea and less coffee lately, with mixed results ("mixed results" meaning I've been drinking about twice as much coffee and smoking cigarettes). Chamomile tea is good in the evening, since it doesn't have any caffeine in it. Stash chamomile tea is pretty much the worst chamomile tea I've ever drunk, though, on account of it tastes like cardboard and lawn clippings. Also, "Stash" is really stupid name--someone should've told those potheads it's hip to be square.

RATING: 3%

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