Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Weight Watchers Giant Latté Ice Cream Bar

"Hey, fatty, I got a movie for ya--A Fridge Too Far."

Weight Watchers Giant Latté Ice Cream Bars (or, as I like to call them, WWGLICB's) only have 90 calories each, so you can basically eat 3 of them at a time. Also, they contain an adorable little linear sulphated polysaccharide called carrageenan, which promotes long term weight loss by possibly giving you intestinal cancer. Funnily enough, it may also prevent herpes. Go figure.

RATING: 75%

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14 comments:

Chris said...

Wouldn't you rather eat 1 270 calorie ice cream bar?

I guess not if you prefer quantity over quality. And there's nothing wrong with that.

laurie said...

Meanwhile, I ate half a pint of Ben & Jerry's Willie Nelson Peach Cobbler last night and it was peachy and delicious. But I do not want to know how many calories were in it.

laurie said...

And this probably deserves an agribusiness tag. You know, assuming there is some actual milk in there.

Chris said...

It's probably skim milk, so it doesn't count. Gross.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

funnily

Anonymous said...

Centipede milk.

John said...

I hate this black background. It makes the gray corners look really shitty and the top banner not wide enough.

Do you guys really all like it that much?

Viking Andrew said...

I think black ought to play a minimal role. It screams I'm-in-eighth-grade-and-pissed-and-love-metallica-come-read-my-fucking-blog. I liked the Delta look better.

Viking Andrew said...

Nevermind, I like black better.

jk. lololololol!!!!

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

i tink this format licks some serius fucking ballx

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

is tat what yall are talking about in here (having trouble followig the convo b/w here and facbook)

John said...

Is this how it was before, or was it white before? Delta, I mean?

Cause the gray looks kinda shit too, IMHO.

(GLENN (shaking head): "I give and I give and I give, and they take and they take and they take.")

LoCo said...

It was grey, John! Jeezus.

Opinions are like assholes, Glenn. Leave this poor blog be.

John said...

Aight, gray is the best so far. Way better than black. Pink with zebra stripes not feasible, I suppose.