There's nothing sexier than having the woman you love violently shove you aside as she runs to the bathroom to frantically douse her burning nether regions with water and soap. Also, I guess Trojan makes mint condoms or something. Who knew?
RATING: A cool 2%
(Image from aleegold.com. The sample I ended up with was in a variety pack purchased [and used] several years ago in the Czech Republic, but I can't imagine they've got much better since then.)
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Her poor "under butt"!
But it is a trusted condom! It says so right there on the packet!
I'm allergic to Trojans (not latex, just Trojasns. weird, right?) so this is pretty much my reaction when I use any of them. Also, maybe using condoms from the Czech Republic not such a good idea? Also, purchased several YEARS ago? Is this this, "make new brother/sister for Jack" method of birth control or what?
I think this event took place several years ago, laurie. At least, I'm hoping.
Korean condoms/BCP also not reliable.
Yeah, what my wife said. This post was a trip down memory lane for me. And the Czechs seem to make pretty good birth control products, seeing how the young woman in the post (unusually) didn't get knocked up by yours truly.
That's sexist language. I mean she didn't knock me up.
Also, is "Trojasn" some kind of half-assed Freudian slip? How many "Trojasns" have you had in your life, Laurie? One? Three?
I'm really relieved to hear this event was not recent. I was starting to think the two of you were out of your damn minds. What's a "Trojasn"? As far as I know it's only a typo.
Boring.
@ Robyn
"Underbutt" is one word.
Oh wow flashback to high school! My liberal northern school not only gave out "regular" condoms, but also Trojan Mint-flavored condoms. They weren't meant to "tingle," tho -- they were basically unlubricated and had like mint-flavored powder on them, to encourage us all to have chalky mint-flavored safe oral sex. I don't think it worked. Sorry, Nurse Elaine.
like smoking a menthol sigarette down south o' the bodrer
@loco: I'm pretty sure prostitutes are the only people using condoms for oral sex. And wow that's a liberal h.s.! If my Southern h.s. started handing out any kind of condoms, I'm pretty sure the townspeople would show up with pitchforks and torches.
That's probably why so many people dropped out of school because of pregnancies. They also told my class that condoms fail 80% of the time. As far as class of 98 goes, in 9th grade we had something like 950 students, but when I graduated it was a class of 430.
Powdered lube is the best kind. How else are you supposed to exfoliate the vaginal canal?
Jesus christ, John! That statement just made my vagina pull further into my body.
Square.
It wasn't like SAND! It was like a mellow dusting. And even though no one used them and instead blew them up and licked them on dares, it's nice that they offered them.
Speaking of hookers, the Sham-wow guy got arrested for punching a prostitute. Sham-WRONG.
hahaa...sham-wrong...love that.
Mint condoms are flavored to make oral sex more enjoyable.
So are you saying, in a backhanded way, that they aren't supposed to be used for vaginal sex, or just trying to make the most obvious fucking statement in the history of blogging?
(Hey, I read a man's asshole has 400% more taste buds than his mouth. Is that true?)
Look, maybe I'm being naive, but I've never heard of anybody using condoms for oral sex apart from prostitutes.
Some people just like the taste of condoms.
Oops. If I had read through the comments again, I would have seen that Laurie made the exact same observation seven months ago.
TO: mike@maxprocondom.com
Hey Mike,
Whatever you guys are paying Ethre Stroh for whatever it is s/he does, it's not enough. Geniuses like him/her/it aren't conceived every time one of your condoms breaks, you know.
Have a great weekend!
Internet John
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