Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Losing your phone

Losing your phone sucks big time. Losing your phone while on a first date sucks more because it is embarrassing and makes you look like an irresponsible ass (but the shittiness is mitigated if your date is sweet about it and googles the number to your cell phone provider and gives you his phone to call them and suspend your service). Losing your phone sucks even more when you remember that it has all of your emails and facebook info and dirty dirty text msgs on it. The only good thing about this was getting my new awesome phone (which also kind of sucked because it cost a bunch of $$$). In conclusion, be sure to password protect your Blackberry even tho it's annoying to put in the password all the time and try not to lose your phone on a first date (or ever).

Rating: 2%

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I lost my cell phone in the back seat of a cab once. Texted someone and never knew if they responded.

I'm old-fashioned though, and also still have a publicly listed land line.

laurie said...

I lost mine in a cab, too!

John said...

You'll be able to buy a new one in a few years, moneybags.

laurie said...

Actually I went out and bought a new one this morning. Review coming soon!

Viking Andrew said...

You see, Laurie, you see--that's just it! If you'd have lost your cell phone down here in Texas, you would've already been contacted by some lovely Good Samaritan.

Just kidding. You'd probably have your throat slit by now.

Viking Andrew said...

...because a weirdo would've found your phone in a Taxi, not because we don't like you down here.
Wanted to make sure that was clear. Looked weird on a second read.

McT's Girlfriend said...

Shame on you for bringing your cell phone on a first date. Doesn't that violate modern rules of etiquette?

When I'm on a first date, if the lady brings her cell phone, she can damn well pay for her own dinner and bus fare.

I don't get many second dates.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

laura does your new b/f know about your internet addiction yet or is that like second date converstation

LipstickMom123 said...

Well, Laurie, sometimes G*d works in mysterious ways... maybe H* was telling you that he doesn't approve of your high-heel-and-martini New York lifestyle and that Je*sus is always just a phone call away!

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LoCo said...

HAHAHA lipstick mom omg.

Laurie I am impatiently awaiting your Crackberry Curve review.

Also, contrary to last week's 30 Rock, nice things can happen to people who leave their phones in cabs. I left my phone, a wig and a crop in a NYC taxi... which did I get back? The phone. The driver drove it right to my house and I gave him twenty bucks. I wonder who has my crop and wig? I Love New York.

laurie said...

Are you threatening me, Andrew?

And loco...I am dying to know why you were carrying a wig and crop. Please please let it have been just like, a Friday, and not Halloween. (ps - You're totally awesome.)

Anonymous said...

Halloween is my favorite holiday. Right after Christmas, that is. But Thanksgiving is pretty special, too. Friday is my favorite day of the week. I think it's the anticipation of the unknown.

John said...

Nice tag. It's always "sexytime" when Viking Andrew starts talking about slitting girls' throats.