Thursday, March 19, 2009

Five Things Comprising Viking Andrew’s Gigantic Cornucopia of Assomeness

Released in 1965, Highway 61 Revisited is the album that marks a time before Dylan was the pop-culture moneymaker he is today but after he had shaken off the influence of Woody Guthrie and found his true voice. It runs a mere fifty-minutes, is as tight as a duck’s ass and hits that perfect balance of thematic unity while avoiding redundancy. The songs are a bizarre mixture of nonsensical lyricism—the result of Dylan’s continued interest in the bible and a newfound intrigue for the works of Rimbaud and Baudelaire, as well as a desire to disentangle himself from the labels hip folksters were tagging him with, i.e., “The voice of a generation” and even (and surely LSD played a role here) “a prophet sent from God”—and almost vaudevillian musical arrangements. The kazoo, the harp, the Spanish guitar, the church organ; what this album really reminds me of is some non-tetanus, non-disease-ridden junkyard where everything sort of contrasts in a delightful way. Okay, so that was a tad bit overwrought. But what’s important to note is this: Highway 61 Revisited is the album that made the Beatles pull their heads out of their asses, quit chasing teenage poon and get serious. It’s the album on which Frank Zappa once remarked, “[I remember thinking] [i]f this wins and it does what it's supposed to do, I don't need to do anything else.” Would you disagree with a crazy motherfucker like Zappa? It’s Dylan’s best work.

Points off? What makes me sick? Dylan was twenty-four, nearly a full year younger than I, when he wrote it.

Rating: 95%

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12 comments:

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

glen told me to tell you your white and mayb gay

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

jk, but he did say he hates white people cause they wont give him jobs

Viking Andrew said...

I know. I saw his shit-talking on Facebook. What a goof!

Viking Andrew said...

And anyway, we all know why Glenn really hates Dylan. Grichael Grumanis was right about him...

Chris said...

I don't know why, but "Like A Rolling Stone" is probably one of the best songs ever.

Viking Andrew said...

It is purportedly written about Edie Sedgwick and Andy Warhol. Hey Chris, how does your bracket look so far? Any losses?

laurie said...

Hey you know who's light years cooler than Glenn? Bob Dylan.

Chris: I always liked Beast of Burden the best.

John said...

This guy promised my old band a half oz of mushies if we covered a Dylan tune, so we learned "Jet Pilot" and played it at Bg, and then he totally went back on his word.

Don't say "tad bit." It's like "ATM machine," said the douchey ex-English teacher.

Viking Andrew said...

Linguistic prescription, John. We don't need that kind of hate and intolerance here.

Viking Andrew said...

You'll like this, I.J.:

My first year teaching at UH, I asked a certain faculty member in charge of pedagogy how much emphasis I should place on grammar. I was having students use "lol" and "u" etc., in formal essays, and my real question was whether or not I could start from scratch and devote oh let's say three weeks to syntax and the like. This certain faculty member in charge of pedagogy said, "Well, we try to ignore grammar as often as possible. Our (note the plural first person) philosophy is to not count off points for grammatical error."

True story.

John said...

Next thing you know, UT'll be up to its neck in pink haired lesbians, and SMU will be letting rich kids buy their way through school.

At UTD we're too busy getting sexually assaulted and/or stabbed in the throat to worry about grammar. Plus, everyone in China already knows better English grammar than we do.

LoCo said...

Oh, Andrew, I had that same conversation. Coming from an editing background, I was like, "Um, no." You're not doing students any favors by showing them how to organize thoughts but not how to write those thoughts so that people can flipping understand them.