Friday, March 27, 2009

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 2 Disc 7

"Tribunal" - The Cardassians kidnap Chief O'Brien and try to kill him for a crime that they actually framed him for, but then they get caught (whoops).

RATING: 57%

"The Jem'Hadar" - In this episode the titular, recurring villains are introduced for the first time... on a camping trip Sisko and Jake go on? That's boring, but you know what's awesome? This part.

RATING: 66%

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's exhausting keeping up with the Cardassians! PHew!

laurie said...

That comment reminds me of a hilarious exchange that went on between two of my friends at a party I had last summer. It went something like this:

Nerdy guy: That's just like the Cardassians!

Cool girl: The Kardashians?

Guy: Yeah, like that time they [launches into esoteric Star Trek story].

Girl: What the hell are you talking about?

Guy: The Cardassians.

Girl: The Kardashians?

Laurie walks up and says "What are you guys talking about?"

(Simultaneously)

Guy: The Cardassians.
Girl: The Kardashians.

Laurie: Hahaha. Let me clear this up for you guys. [Explains who is talking about what.]

Guy + Girl: Oh. [Give each other looks that say "you are nuts" and "I don't want to talk to you anymore."]

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

jem hadar rule there like the ultimate badasses

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

they were basicly bred to kill spacemen and spacewoman

Viking Andrew said...

Speaking of Star Trek, I can't even look at this without having an anxiety attack.

John said...

Speaking of DS9, I think I'd rather watch a turtle trying to fuck a shoe.

Robyn said...

Turtle wood is far less perturbing than dog wood.

Why does that turtle remind me of the Littlefoot?

Robyn said...

not "THE" Littlefoot, just Littlefoot!

John said...

I swear I saw Bashir's mouth move when I looked away just now.

Jesus Christ, I'm fucking BORED.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

taht turtle boner was tits as fuck*

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

i mean f*ck

Robyn said...

ummmm...could someone please post so I have something to check on this bloody site? If not, i'm gonna have to ask Glenn to add me so I can review something myself! I'm pretty sure it's more entertaining reading what you all have to say instead, though.

PS- Did McTavish screw off when R3 got all clean or is he on hiatus? Come out, come out, wherever you are. You are missed!

DCP said...

Why does everybody think R3 is cleaned up? Jesus.

Robyn said...

Because everyone is writing differently. I know the space is all changed up, but it has a new feel about it when you read. You don't feel it? Am I alone on this?

DCP said...

I for one am not writing differently. Oh well, at least a Star Trek review got like a million comments for once.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

theres a dude on somethingawful forums who has this as his handle:

DS9 4 LYFE SMOKE KETRACEL WHITE EVERYDAY

John said...

You don't sound nearly enough like an ovulating ewe soaked in Lagavulin to get McTavish's attention.

"Baaaaa-aaaaa- *hic*! Baaaaa-aaaaaa!"

laurie said...

Sorry I haven't been around, I've just been busy. I have wondered about McTavish, tho. Maybe he is on vacation somewhere without a computer? Come back to us, McTavish! Who else am I going to tell to fuck off?!

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

well always have bob seeger review

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

mact was around then rite

Chris said...

We will always have Bob Seger.

All of us. Forever.