Speaking of the worst lyricists in rock history, I was listening to the radio the other day and the song "Machine Head" came on by that guy. You know, with the hair? "Got a machine head, better than the rest, dum dee dum, deet deet dum?" Gavin, uh, Assdale? Foxtail? He wrote Razorblade Suitcase and that other piece of shit? Hold on a sec, I'm gonna Google him...Gavin Stefani? Damn, I was way off.
RATING: Should've been aborted%
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i like his hair looks like a jet pilot or a astronot
The guy in the photo is Chris Cornell. Also terrible, but it's not Gavin Stefandale.
@ The Trick
That's right. I got jokes.
holy fuck who the trick that dudes on his motherf(cking game
hey i. jon how are u today
@ The Trick
Hey, my band played a show with you at Bugaboo Creek about 5 years ago. You sounded kind of like Depeche Mode. I think that was the one where they cut the power while Matt Johson was playing, if memory serves me correctly.
Small world.
Not bad, NBNL. I've got a bitch of a cold and a tonne of reading to do, plus I just got a job as a copy editor for this girl's dissertation and I have no idea what to charge. But I'm rocking in the free world. That keg getting heavy at all?
i bet inetrft jon plays the triangel b/c it requires max. dexterity and his fingers are all warmed up from changing like 100 diapers/day
no i drank it (all of it
also lol tonne
hey i. jon check out the link in the second to last coment on the page (snfw) (cant pos t the link directly cause my dad at home)
My favorite part was when they all started whistling.
Technically speaking, aren't all people "from bush." HA, get it...bush!
slow news day i guess
I'd do either of them. Hell, I'd do both of them.
I wouldn't! Eww
I am by no means insinuating anything about anyone on this blod.
That link traumatized me. But what's a blod?
I would consider doing Chris Cornell, but I would never touch Gwen Stefani's sloppy seconds. I hate that talentless woman and her hideous clothing line. (Bitch can put as many sequins as she wants on a wife beater, but it's still a fucking wife beater.)
That's Chris Cornell? He was so much fucking cooler in Soundgarden.
A blod is a blog on St. Patty's Day.
Good save
we should do a fark headline challenge on that news story ill start:
Police to man: urine trouble now!
Chuck E Cheese tells local man Urine luck!
Micturate to see you go but I love to drink your pee!
had to look that one up on dictionary dot com
Uh... Chris Cornell is AWESOME.
Andrew! Eew. You're putting me off my Guinness.
Who's Chris Cornell? I wish we had more black people on this site.
more black peple mean any black peeple yes
@ John
I guess I missed a transition somewhere. Whatever. I approve either way.
And yes! I remember that show. What a shitstorm that was. I actually didn't even play that night. The owner started freaking out at everyone, so I packed up and left.
hey the trick you should add your own fark headline to to list it real fun you just come up with a word meaning pee and put it in a sentence like this:
To pee or not to pee asks Ohio man
that one sucked but you get the point
Chris Cornell's head looks kind of smashed in that photo. He was definitely a vaginal birth.
Laurie thanks for complementing my skull shape earlier. It meant a lot to me.
Can you believe that douche used to be in Soundgarden?
I thought Audioslave's first album was light years better than Soundgarden's last one. Everything else they did was horrible, though.
I was about to say how douchey Audioslave sounds, except it's no better than Soundgarden.
Superunknown was a great album. Down on the Upside was a piece of shit, but both bands are way better than Bush, or as we call them in Canada due to copyright laws, Bush X
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