Monday, March 23, 2009

Hot Dog Toaster

So...for $50 I can have a toaster that simultaneously toasts BOTH hot dogs AND buns? Where do I sign? Or rather, not. I can think many other things I would rather buy for $50. Like these amazing travel dumbells. (Thank you, Skymall!)

Rating: 37% (Assuming it actually works.)

10 comments:

DCP said...

That's weird, because "Hot Dog Toaster" is how I refer to all women.

John said...

Anyone who eats enough hot dogs to make that thing worthwhile should probably save their $50 for medical bills.

Viking Andrew said...

Glenn,

Save your hot dog jokes for R3 After Hours (of which I am still not allowed to join).

John said...

Why aren't you allowed to join of it?

Viking Andrew said...

No idea. Underage? I'll just have to try harder tomorrow.

John said...

I don't really want to know. I'm just making fun of your writing.

Viking Andrew said...

Sorry, John. I must've lost my copy of Strunk and fucking White.

John said...

Apology accepted.

John said...

Hey, what happened to your profile photo?

Viking Andrew said...

I'm in the process of changing it out for a new one.