So...for $50 I can have a toaster that simultaneously toasts BOTH hot dogs AND buns? Where do I sign? Or rather, not. I can think many other things I would rather buy for $50. Like these amazing travel dumbells. (Thank you, Skymall!)
Rating: 37% (Assuming it actually works.)
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That's weird, because "Hot Dog Toaster" is how I refer to all women.
Anyone who eats enough hot dogs to make that thing worthwhile should probably save their $50 for medical bills.
Glenn,
Save your hot dog jokes for R3 After Hours (of which I am still not allowed to join).
Why aren't you allowed to join of it?
No idea. Underage? I'll just have to try harder tomorrow.
I don't really want to know. I'm just making fun of your writing.
Sorry, John. I must've lost my copy of Strunk and fucking White.
Apology accepted.
Hey, what happened to your profile photo?
I'm in the process of changing it out for a new one.
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