Saturday, March 21, 2009

Richard Siken's "Crush"

Recently, one of your knock-kneed readers here at this blog suggested I read the book "Crush," by "poet" Richard Siken.

I'm not surprised. This is exactly the sort of existential claptrap I expect so-called fans of what passes for American "poetry" these days to fawn over, mouths agape and drooling slightly at a man who can list more things than any other man could even dream. To even begin to contemplate that the poetic world could be expected to move on the idea of things alone - fiddle faddle.

Walt Whitman and all his buggery are to blame, perhaps, but that raving lunatic Eliot is also culpable for American poets' obsession with objects and nonsense. They did it first, dear Siken, and even though they did it better than you, they should have never even picked up a pen to begin with. The doctors who delivered them screaming from their mothers' wombs should be damned to Hell for their irreconcilable sin of dooming American poetry to its current glut of litany and logorrhea.

"Crush" is a disaster of a book, but I'm not surprised at the accolades it has received, nor its cult following of young poet dimwits who revere its facade of imagery as actual mastery of the craft. If there's anything positive to be gained from this miserable piece of filth, Siken's book can be looked at as the funeral knell for American poetry, the last terrible sign that signals the death of everything wrong with verse this side of the Atlantic. There is a gleam of sunshine beyond this rotting heap.

RATING: 6% (The book uses a nice paper stock)

(Yes, it's common knowledge that my own poetry manuscript, "At The Birdhouse Singing," was turned down by the Yale Younger for decades, but as a highly educated academic I can separate supposed personal poetic bias from my career as a revered critic. Thank you)

5 comments:

John said...

Why not dig a little deeper, Professor X, and show us the kind of thing you're talking about? I assume this fellow likes listing things, but I don't know what things, or what that might look like.

Also, why not review some poetry you like?

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

yo bro you edned your sentedce with prepostition you mean 'over witch so-called fans of what passes for...'

McT's Girlfriend said...

Yes, yes! Finally someone agrees that “Crush” is a poetic calamity. I misspent $25 on the hardcover edition. An economic waste that I can’t really afford. So for the next few months, to hell with toilet paper, I’m going to consume the “nice paper stock” by following the advice of my friend matsuhiro1. But the last poem that I’ll wipe with is “Scheherazade,” cuz it’s the best of the bunch.

DCP said...

I like Crush ok, although hearing Richard Siken read from it aloud took away a lot of what I perceived as honesty from the book.

laurie said...

Well this is my favorite review from Mr. Old Guy Teddy Bear. Well met.