Wanted

I didn't go into this movie with very high hopes, and for the first thirty minutes or so, the movie's charming stupidity and insane over-the-topness really won me over. But then it started becoming really boring and predictable. Anyway, the plot of the movie is this really white dude who lives in the movie Fight Club (the surreal office part of it, not the fighting part) suddenly finds out that his father was a top killer in this secret league of assassins. So his father is killed or something and they get him to join because he has some crazy ability that is genetic and that allows him to slow down time for himself. Hilarity ensues and a lot of killing, but maybe I'd wait for cable on this one chief.

RATING: 59%