Eyeballs

Eyeballs are things that most of us have that allow us to see and react to baseballs if they are thrown at us, or if we see a woman with a hot butt walking down the street they will pop out of our face on spring like devices while steam comes out of our ears and our tongues unravel to the ground. One bad thing with eyeballs is sometimes they can be not so great like mine, and then you have to either wear glasses all the time like a huge dorky nerd or wear contact lenses, but that's not so hot either because your eyes can start to hurt and then you get a big headache. Also, eyeballs are good for seeing movies and underwear.

RATING: 94%