I can't pretend to be able to review tuna as a fish, so this review is going to focus on its status as a symbol of good lunch and deliciousness. Right and right on both accounts. Look, a tuna fish sandwich is great and we can all agree on that, and I really can't believe it when people say that they hate tuna or have never even had a tuna melt. Ten years ago that might have been believable I guess, because of dolphins in the nets or whatever, but now in this day and age some people have never even tried it? EAT SOME TUNA! In Wanted, there was a scene where the main dude, after becoming an assassin, does a whole bunch of boring training moves for like seven hours. We, the audience, are supposed to go "Oh, snap! That shit is so badass!" but I think it was obvious that everybody in the whole theater was just wishing they had a tuna melt, or a tuna salad sandwich, or even a spicy tuna roll of sushi. In conclusion, tuna is a hell of a lunch staple.RATING: 87%
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Tuna is pretty low on the list of things I haven't tried and would like to try. Can I review the smell of tuna? Fancy Feast smells more delicious.
Are you serious about not having tried tuna? Wha? Glenn is right, it is delicious.
Yup... seafood smells/textures make me woozy. I sort of liked shrimp, but it makes me sick. No sushi for me! Ah well.
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