Sunday, July 27, 2008

Food

Food is a thing you might find at your local store, or maybe in somebody's picnic basket or sometimes even on the ground. It is often delicious and often terrible. Oh, and you need it to live. Here's what you do if you find some food: put it in your mouth and chew it and swallow it and then your body does magic and you won't die unless it's peanuts and you're allergic to peanuts in which case too bad for you because Reese's cups are awesome.

RATING: 91%

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad we can always count on you for the edgy material we so desire from the blogosphere, Glenn. =)

Seriously, food rocks.

DCP said...

Maybe I'm going soft in my old age. I won't review bad books of poetry anymore, and I gave food an easy pass. Well, if I do remember, I did give water like 98%, and food is almost as necessary to our lives.