Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Michelle Malkin

Hey, this is that woman who started all that Rachel Ray nonsense I was talking about. Apparently she has a blog somewhere where she angrily writes about things that make her uncomfortable including: change, tolerance, social equity, America, etc. Anyway, it turns out in fact she's a big terrorist. Weird, huh? That she would criticize Rachel Ray for wearing some scarf and she's a terrorist herself? Well, I mean, according to Wikipedia, the planet's most reliable source on everything, terrorism is psychological warfare intended to create fear and violence, and certainly by likening every Middle Eastern person to a terrorist you are creating fear and possibly inciting people to commit violent acts against innocent civilians. Sorry, Madame bin Laden, but my America doesn't have any room for your ilk, so let me show you the door back to Nazi Germany, it's called the Atlantic Ocean so get swimming.

RATING: 0%

6 comments:

Jacqui said...

Rachel Ray a terrorist?!? Now that's REALLY sad!

LoCo said...

Now that's a woman who REALLY needs an Erocillator.

Jacqui said...

Well, I guess she needs something if she's calling terrorism and forcing Dunkin Donuts to pull all their recent ads just because Rachel Ray is wearing a scarf in them.

John said...

I can't believe people like that even exist. I mean, the average IQ is 100, right? That's how it works?

laurie said...

It seems to be that shit like this is one of the results of the trend where "news" nets hire attractive anchors rather than people with actual brains. And if Rachel Ray is a terrorist then maybe we are wasting our time worrying about terrorism. Because really the worst that bitch could do is force us to eat giant kiebasa pigs in a blanket (yes, I actually saw her make this on her show the other week-I'm on vacation, okay).

DCP said...

John, maybe there's an inordinate number of geniuses skewing the average.

Man, I wish somebody would hire me to be a news blogger. I can write crazy McCarthyesque accusations like there's no tomorrow.