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Tuesday, December 1, 2009
A Month of Ill-Fated Consumer Products #2: Hula Hoop
When's the last time you saw someone with a hula hoop who wasn't an acrobat prostitute? We had to use these things in gym class sometimes and pretty much all they were good for was choking other kids. If I ever caught my son with a fucking hula hoop I'd send him to military school.
4 comments:
Eh-hm. Michelle Obama hula hooping.
I learned to hula hoop in the last two years. It was for work, though.
What Michelle Obama does on her own time is none of my business.
Hula hoops are boss.
...and I'm a pig.
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