Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Man of the People"

A jerky ambassador makes Troi angry, horny, and old by siphoning all his negative thoughts into her.

RATING: 49%

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Kirk's old pal Khan steals a wmd so the good admiral has to stop him with a ship full of students while patching things up with his estranged son. I don't have to tell you things don't work out so great for everybody involved.

RATING: 100%

Enterprise S3E1 - "The Xindi"

Continuing their mission of vengeance (this maybe is Enterprise's mirror universe episode I've heard about) the ship flies through the Bermuda Triangle of space to find the titular Xindi, an alien society that consists of a bunch of different alien types like a space bug and a space dolphin.

RATING: 66%

United States Postal Service

The post office sucks. Everybody who works there is a total dillrod, their hours are like fucking Brigadoon, and the lines during those fleeting hours are filled with the angriest, shootiest people America has to offer. But who can blame them? They are waiting in a 25 minute line to probably not get helped by the one surly asshole working the counter. In conclusion, few other places can brag of bringing into the lexicon a term for going insane and hurting people, except for maybe theme restaurant Medieval Times.

RATING: 23%

Vulgar Display Of Power by Pantera

Sometimes you just want to listen to an album full of loud guitars and yelling, maybe to let off some steam, and Pantera's second album is a pretty good fit if that's what you need. The lyrics are bad, and all the songs start to sound the same after "Rise," but it will help you avert punching somebody in the face (see cover) I bet and that's probably a good thing.

RATING: 59%

The Duggars

This fucking family has eighteen kids. I don't know exactly why they're a media sensation. Some crazy white couple has twenty kids and they get a goddamn book, but if any other race did it white people all over America would point to it as a serious problem. Jesus, 20 and Counting!? Sounds like a threat. I guess it just proves that maybe I'm racist against white people though, because looking at them and all their kids I'm assuming it's because of Jesus or white supremacy. The lesson is birth control and abortions are a lot more affordable than eighteen additional mouths to feed, although I guess if it gets you a bestselling book then that might offset some of the costs.

RATING: 18%