The Olympics

When I say the "Olympics" I'm actually referring to the "Summer Olympics", and that's because it's the original Olympics, buddy. People just felt bad for those people who live in the yonder reaches of the Earth and decided that they have egos too, so they created ridiculous things like skiing and um, curling. Yay! Well, I'll be honest and admit I've come to love hockey, but that's not enough to redeem that abomination of an event they call the "Winter Olympics". It's not like the IOC really cares where those are held. Either way it's a fun time where I get addicted to watching sports for 2 weeks and cheer on my country. Plus, I get really emotional during this time period, which is either normal or some kind of repressed childhood desire for athletic competition I'm not dealing with.

RATING: 90% (if summer only) 73% (if including winter)