Short reviews of pretty much whatever. Finally, you can discover if Frosted Flakes Gold has more social worth than Illmatic or Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare.
On the other hand, who likes a man in a tie? A man in a tie is always dumb. Look at that dumb idiot, working for the man! TV shows like Mad Men might try to trick you into thinking ties are cool, but you're supposed to hate every tool on that show (right?), so you just got tricked. By the year 2020 we will have reached Peak Tie and won't have any more ties, too bad.
You can call it a "johnny shirt" if you want to, Johnny, but you're still gonna die in a dress.
Today I found the t-shirt that I want--no, need to be buried in.
HOW TO MAKE AN GENUINE EDDIE BAUER LEATHER BELT:
Worn this year in Texas? Dork alert! Worn fifteen years from now in any state out of driving distance? Instant hipster cred. I'm not sure which is worse (just kidding).
In summertime, almost all of the advantages of wearing a suit are offset by the fact that it is no fun to wear a jacket when it is balls hot outside and you have to walk around NYC in the damn sun and then risk passing out on a subway platform because you can't goddamn breath and you're sweating like a whore in church. Booo.Now that I'm a lawyer (more or less), I have to wear a suit to work every day. At first I was very resistant to this idea because I thought it would be uncomfortable and dyke-y looking (suit + short hair = dyke, or so my thinking went), but since I figured out how to femme it up (skirt + girly top + sexy high heels = femme) I love wearing suits. The best part is how other people react to the suit. I've noticed that people don't seem to question my motives or logic when I'm in a suit. It's amazing. So if you ever want to sneak into a courthouse or political fundraiser that you forgot to RSVP for, I'd recommend sporting one.
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