Truck Nuts

If nuts are sexy, and trucks are sexy, then nuts on your truck should be super sexy, right? That kind of logic can't fail! Well, actually, yes it can, and that's why you have a 10th grade education and work at the dog food factory.

RATING: Patriarchy%


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The Anti-Obama Demonstration

Overheard at Anti-Obama demonstration:

"Nine-eleven was our borning!"

"Abortion is white slavery!"

At first I thought that maybe these champions of the free market were so busy boning up on their Austrian economics that they missed a spelling test or two, but then I just gave up. I kinda hope that Obama does outlaw freedom, and that his first big education reform involves a mandatory IQ test hooked up to an electric chair. Or at the very least a law that says Americans have to feed their kids something other than paint chips and gravy.

RATING: Free World%

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