Chopping Mall

Oh, sweet, look at that poster. I bet this movie is totally about killer security robots that go out of control and zap people with their lasers.

RATING: 11%

Snuggie

The snuggie is a product advertised on the television while you watch quality programming. Basically, it's a blanket, in your choice of red, blue or green, with sleeves for asshats who can't handle being blanketed on the couch, talking on the phone with Anthony, and watching football at the same time. Don't worry, though. If you're just as incompetent but think you can fool people into thinking you're above buying from the home shopping network, there's a new snuggie for you: the "designer" snuggie comes in animal prints or the "classic camel." You could also buy a snuggie for your pet, but Dog the Bounty Hunter may pepperball your OxyContin-using couch potato ass for cruelty to animals.

Rating- You look like a douchebag%

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