Showing posts with label shuddering perversion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shuddering perversion. Show all posts

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Adolescent Sex by Japan

This album by Japan, Adolescent Sex, is a pretty good post- punk record. Imagine New York Dolls with way more keyboards. As always here's some links to songs of theirs, but I'd like to point out that we'll now get the most unintentional search result hits since Laurie posted that review of a picture of preteen boys wearing tight pants. In conclusion, welcome, perverts!

RATING: 71%

Thursday, December 10, 2009

A Month of Ill-Fated Consumer Products #7: Pornographic Magazines

Remember when porn used to come in magazines? I can remember going to like 5 convenience stores before I found the right cashier. It's hard to explain—there's just something about middle-aged Arab men that makes me feel safe.

RATING: 69%




(Image from reviewsreviewsreviews.blogspot.com.)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Psychoanalysis: Like Psychology, but Creepy and Obscure

Let's reduce the full range of human motivation to greasy, sexualized energy metaphors and do a bunch of coke. Then when people inevitably tell us our ideas are stupid and wrong, we'll respond that they either want to have sex with their mothers or they're secretly in love with us. Finally, just when the world thinks it's rid of us, we'll all get tenured jobs in university English departments and make our students read how Lear's relationship with his daughters displays "all the characteristics of pseudo-incest."

Psychoanalysis, I want you to die.

RATING: 1% only because 0% looks too much like anyone's vag but my mom's.

(Image from www.andreixuereb.com.)