
"
The Christmas Shoes" is a treacly piece of shit by the Christian rock group
NewSong. The lyrics of the song describe an encounter between the song's narrator and some poor kid who really wants to buy his dying mother some shoes for Christmas. The kid guilt trips the narrator into paying for the shoes and somehow valuable Christmas lessons are learned. Listening to this song is not advisable under any circumstance. What is advisable is watching
the animated video that accompanies comedian
Patton Oswalt's deconstruction and mockery of the song. (The video, while hilarious, contains offensive language and may not be suitable for a work environment.)
"The Christmas Shoes" by NewSong
Rating: Reindeer droppings%
"The Christmas Shoes" by Patton Oswalt
Rating: Christmas scotch%
(Image from
breathecast.com)