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A crumpet is a sort of Eurotrash pancake that you can reheat in the toaster and smear with jam. They're low cal sans condiments, and are thus a good choice for your fat kids.
Toast is what happens when you take bread and then put it into a toaster. It makes it all crispy and delicious unless your toaster is broken in which case it makes it all burnt and disgusting. Or maybe your toaster is really broken and it just makes it bread and regular. Toast is good because you can melt butter onto it, and then maybe put some jam or cinnamon or peanut butter or a BLT on it for breakfast. Toast is bad if you are really thirsty or if you have a sore throat, but that's ok just mail it to me and I'll take care of it.
This is a real issue for those of us who use real butter over butter substitutes like margarine. I don't want to point fingers at anyone and laugh, but margarine? Well, if you use any butter substitute at least you don't have to deal with cold butter that fucks your bread up when you spread it. That really ruins my day. I always forget to let it warm a little and end up with a huge glob of butter in the center. Personally I like whipped butter better anyway, but at least cold butter and bad toast is better than having to live with margarine.
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