Friday Night in Dallas

Friday night in Dallas is like New Year's Eve every week. And I don't mean in a good way.

RATING: 14%

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Private Selection Angus Beef Patties with Swiss Cheese and Mushrooms

I'm not usually big on beef, or frozen meat in general, but I hurt my foot the other day, I don't drive, and these were in the freezer. A better name would be "Private Selection Angus Salt Patties with Salt and Salt." Also, I don't know what the big deal is with "Angus beef." Maybe it's the Albacore tuna of the beef world, but it seems like overnight all beef became Angus beef, so it can't be that great, can it?

RATING: 20%, but it might have been as high as 45% if I'd had a bun to put it on.

(Image from www.industryplayer.com, but they don't really look like that.)

The New Facebook

A lot of people say they don't like the new facebook. I say, "Why not?" I griped for a day or two, just like I did when I switched from lamespace to facebook after I got sick of finding 20 messages from horrible bands and webcam skanks in my inbox every day. Even if the new FB is slightly counterintuitive, that just means you waste even more time on it. And that, after all, is what it's for.

RATING: 78%

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