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Sure, a cursory search of our topics would have easily shown me that Chris already reviewed milk months ago, but where's the fun in that?

RATING: Mea Culpa%

Milk

Milk is a drink that comes out of the boobies of mammals. Most mammals stick to drinking milk their mothers produce when they are babies, but human beings decided one day in history to drink milk for always except not from humans from other animals. Milk is good as an ingredient, on cereal, or surrounding a cookie that one is about to eat. Milk is bad because most adults are actually lactose intolerant, but whatevs, you want me to drink Silk like a socialist hippie or something? Go back to France!

RATING: 72%

Milk

A lot of us have issues with milk. For me it's because, like most people, I've developed some sort of lactose intolerance over time. That's normal, but it doesn't keep me from consuming dairy products (should it?). Other people argue that humans are the only animals to drink another animal's milk. Well, of course humans are the only other animals to build cities, speak multiple languages, and fly to space. So once cows learn to milk humans I'll reconsider my position. Otherwise, milk is good for cheese, cereal (ever try water instead?), ice cream, yogurt, butter...

RATING: 89%