The MS Paint Drawing I Did For MyReview Of "Space Games"

I've done a lot of drawings for R3 in the past year, but probably the "Space Games" review drawing was the best. If you'll look closely, you'll realize that the image is an astronomically correct depiction of the Arcturus mini-cluster. Usually this sort of painstaking attention to detail is overlooked in my drawings, so I felt that I'd draw everybody's attention to it, just this once. Sure, my genius is frequently ignored and my work callously skimmed over on this site, but adding this little amount of effort to everything I do at R3 is just the kind of guy I am.

RATING: 99%

Marriage

HUSBAND staggers drunkenly into bathroom to urinate mid-coitus. Flushes toilet and falls backward into bathtub with a loud crash, pulling shower curtain and rod down on top of him.

HUSBAND: Ah!

NEIGHBOUR pounds on ceiling.

Enter WIFE.

WIFE (notes husband's legs protruding from over edge of tub): Hey! Are you OK?

HUSBAND (in small voice from underneath shower curtain): I need help!

Marriage isn't always easy, but it comes in handy at those times when you're drunk as shit and can't get your spotty 240 lb carcass back up out of the bathtub by yourself. Also, it's like having sex on tap, which comes in handy when you're bald and ugly.

RATING: 98%

(Image from wimminwiselpts.files.wordpress.com. Robyn is far too good for and to me.)