You can call it a "johnny shirt" if you want to, Johnny, but you're still gonna die in a dress.RATING: 2%
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Showing posts with label that crunching noise you heard is your dignity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label that crunching noise you heard is your dignity. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Man's Hospital Gown
You can call it a "johnny shirt" if you want to, Johnny, but you're still gonna die in a dress.RATING: 2%
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009
A Month of Boring Things - Day Fifteen: Twisted Ankles
Twisted ankles occur when you drive to the seedy side of town to buy beer so that nobody you know can calculate just how much alcohol you've imbibed in the last two hours. After you buy two Natural Light tallboys (for $2.50, after tax), what do you do, cowboy? Well naturally, you step off the curb without looking and, ¡ojo!, immeasurable pain. But don't worry; you're not getting any Lorcet out of this bad boy--just some swelling.Rating: 4%
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