The Yellow Card

In the drinking world, if you're flashed a yellow card, you're being cautioned that maybe you should get down off the coffee table and stop kicking drinks and empties across the room while singing Frank Sinatra's "My Way." If you do get awarded a yellow card, don't fret, because you have another chance. However, two yellow cards (which is the equivalent of a red card) means you are out of the game, and you will no longer be allowed to roll smokes on the TV tray or pass out on the dirty mattress on the living room floor.

RATING: Scandalous%

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The Yellow Card

In the sporting world, if you're flashed a yellow card, you're being cautioned that maybe you should stop flicking the bird at the ref, continuously elbowing opponents in the teeth/neck/box, or taking off from the game to go “smoke” with your boyfriend behind the school without permission. If you do get awarded the card, don't fret. You have another chance. However, two yellow cards (which is the equivalent of a red card) means you are out of the game and, in some leagues, have to sit out the following game(s) disappointing your coach, teammates, and your now ex-boyfriend.

RATING:15%

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